Bigfoot Research Organization at Club Passim
Passim, 47 Palmer Street, Cambridge, MA
Admission: $30
THE BIGFOOT RESEARCH ORGANIZATION Galadriel, in the Second Age of Middle Earth, sought to rid the realm of the Dark Lord Sauron with the power of her ring, Nenya, the Ring of Adamant. But Lo! The … …oh, sorry, wrong channel…we’re talking about Bigfoot… OK, let me just get this out of the way…y’all believe what you want…Bigfoot’s real, there’s plenty of evidence…we don’t need some freakin’ yahoo to go out there and blow one away just for the body…for years now, DNA samples, footprints, and mid-tarsal breaks and such have pushed the proverbial football of proof over the proverbial scrimmage line — way over, actually…if you’d just put aside your poo-poo-ing…all you have to do is spend some time watching the relevant “Monster Quest” episodes (specifically, S1E2, S1E5, S2E4, S2E20, S3E11, and S4E8) on YouTube… …hold on… …the point is: all that’s beside the point…we have serious crap to discuss about Tronald Dump and all his minions…and The Bigfoot Research Organization is ready — (somewhat) — to speak in a semi-informed manner about all the latest…uh…stuff…and to render into song what everyone hopes, time after time, will be a show-ending number… So, tell your extended family you have…